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11 p.m.: Went to some local art-space exhibit in Bushwick of some artist my friend is sleeping with. I hate days when my thoughts turn to her - it hurts but fits in with my many masochistic tendencies. I’ve been prescribed Wellbutrin pretty much since we broke up. 3 p.m.: I’m on the Facebook profile of the Only One That Mattered, my most pathetic habit. I’m going to have to take more Adderall to curb my appetite so I don’t eat today to make up for it.
SELF OBSESSED PLUS
Plus I ended up getting dragged to some diner when I was drunk. I get her number, and say I’ll call her to meet up when her girlfriend is at work.ĭAY TWO 11 a.m.: I’m completely worthless - I can’t find the napkin with the lesbian’s number on it. She completely agrees and I begin overtly flirting with her while her girlfriend sits a few tables away. 4 a.m.: I’m chatting up an attractive blonde lesbian at an LES bar, explaining to her how much I hate children. Plus I get drunk faster, always a goal to strive for. I don’t eat on nights I go out drinking to minimize calories.
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I predict the usual program of going home, taking a shower and not eating dinner. I work hours that will kill me ten years before my time. yet in Texas … 7:30 p.m.: Thank God it’s Friday. After I come, I realize its not even 8 a.m. After a few minutes I excuse myself from my desk to the bathroom where we have phone sex. She broke up with a boyfriend recently, which means she’s back to talking dirty to me. I’ve pretty much convinced myself that I am capable of living the rest of my life without a significant other, starting a family, or ever letting someone that close to me again.ĩ:30 a.m.: I’ve gotten back to dirty phone-texting with one of my exes in Austin. The breakup was especially bitter - I still refuse to answer calls or e-mails from her and have become extremely pessimistic about relationships working. 5 a.m.: During run, I think about how I haven’t been in a committed relationship for a year and a half now, since I broke up with the Only One That Mattered, the only girl I ever loved. Like many single guys, I make it a point to run every morning and stay in shape, mostly to attract women. After being on Ambien for four months, I think it’s lost its effect. Today, the Self-Obsessed, Emotionally Detached Hedge-Funder: 25, male, Brooklyn, heterosexual, single, comfortablysmug.ĭAY ONE 4:30 a.m.: I got barely any sleep last night. Once a week, Daily Intel takes a peek at what your friends and neighbors are doing behind doors left slightly ajar.